and for the really talented

God made Adam and Eve, so i fucked both.
My dash is just the same gif of Kara and Lena over and over and I am here for it
girl: i love you soo much, i want to have your kids, i want to be your wife, let’s get a house together and grow old with eachother!!!
me, a gay: is this… flirting
i know this is A Meme™ but i’m being 100% genuine and honest when i say: some of you never had a glee phase and it really, really shows
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs
today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks
“it was their second to last day”
girl: i love you soo much, i want to have your kids, i want to be your wife, let’s get a house together and grow old with eachother!!!
me, a gay: is this… flirting